Hookers

 

Hookers

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Selling love to make money,

Any bloke can be with the nice honey,

Any bloke that’s willing to pay the price!

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Sex at a set price,

That doesn’t sound too nice,

But we all pay for it one way or another!

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A bottle of wine and a meal,

That can sometimes seal the deal,

Sometimes all it takes is a couple of drinks in a pub!

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We’re all chasing our hole,

We want our bit of Rock-’n'-roll,

Human nature dictates the way that we are!

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Prostitution is so sleazy,

Girls shouldn’t give it away so easy,

But at least hookers are honest enough to give you a set price!

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A hooker won’t ask for a diamond ring,

Then paralyse you with her lethal sting,

She won’t sting you and try to take all that you’ve got!

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Some girls will ask for your soul,

While your mate sticks it in her hole,

That is far more sleazy than open honest prostitution!

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With a hooker you know what you’re gonna get,

You’ll work up a sensual sweat,

No romance, or no intimate cuddles!

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All you’ll get is your Rock-’n'-roll,

Hot blooded male getting his hole,

At the end of it there’ll be no broken heart!

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To do a hooker isn’t something that I’ve tried,

After all I have my pride,

But maybe my pride is my biggest mistake!

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I remember watching Pretty Woman,

I wasn’t fantasising about Coming,

I just remember Julia Roberts being a beautiful woman!

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Selling love to make money,

Any bloke can be with the nice honey,

Any bloke that’s willing to pay the price!

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