Hookers
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Selling love to make money,
Any bloke can be with the nice honey,
Any bloke that’s willing to pay the price!
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Sex at a set price,
That doesn’t sound too nice,
But we all pay for it one way or another!
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A bottle of wine and a meal,
That can sometimes seal the deal,
Sometimes all it takes is a couple of drinks in a pub!
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We’re all chasing our hole,
We want our bit of Rock-’n'-roll,
Human nature dictates the way that we are!
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Prostitution is so sleazy,
Girls shouldn’t give it away so easy,
But at least hookers are honest enough to give you a set price!
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A hooker won’t ask for a diamond ring,
Then paralyse you with her lethal sting,
She won’t sting you and try to take all that you’ve got!
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Some girls will ask for your soul,
While your mate sticks it in her hole,
That is far more sleazy than open honest prostitution!
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With a hooker you know what you’re gonna get,
You’ll work up a sensual sweat,
No romance, or no intimate cuddles!
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All you’ll get is your Rock-’n'-roll,
Hot blooded male getting his hole,
At the end of it there’ll be no broken heart!
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To do a hooker isn’t something that I’ve tried,
After all I have my pride,
But maybe my pride is my biggest mistake!
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I remember watching Pretty Woman,
I wasn’t fantasising about Coming,
I just remember Julia Roberts being a beautiful woman!
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Selling love to make money,
Any bloke can be with the nice honey,
Any bloke that’s willing to pay the price!